邊騎邊哭的打電話給你

嚇到你了喔

對不起呢


最後還是坐到網咖來了
我果然是宅

屁股變大不是沒原因的




為了長知識順便改變心情

我去看了笨版

我真的是笑出來好幾次

讓旁邊打三國的一直轉過頭來看我在起笑



今天看到幾個真的很好笑的

貼來讓大家笑一笑好了
 作者  aa2033 (熱血布魯&偷你)                               看板  StupidClown
 標題  Re: [無言]今天搭捷運的時候
 時間  Sun Jul  6 13:19:05 2008
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忽然想起第一次搭捷運的時候
                                                                               
那時候人潮很多,大家都搶著上車
                                                                               
我跟著人潮硬生生擠上了車廂
                                                                               
忽然間!
                                                                               
手扶梯有一個人快速的向下奔馳
                                                                               
身影快速的讓我看不清楚他長什麼樣子
                                                                               
就在這瞬間他衝進了我這節車廂
                                                                               
當他一踏進車廂的摸門特!
                                                                               
捷運的逼逼逼也響起了
                                                                                
說時遲那時快
                                                                               
他喊了一聲
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                     靠邀!超重~
             
             靠邀!超重~
                                                                               
              靠邀!超重~
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                

                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               
接著他又以他那敏捷的身手
                                                                               
一躍而出車廂
                                                                               
留下滿車傻眼的乘客........
                                                                               
                                                                               
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◆ From: 122.116.86.20
→ happy5566:靠腰   超級塞亞人                                     07/06 13:20
→ huckebein12:我跟著人潮硬生生上了車廂                            07/06 13:23
推 caferice:XD                                                     07/06 13:27
推 Ieesmart:XD                                                     07/06 13:28
推 laybj:有笑點                                                    07/06 13:28
※ pshhs0808:轉錄至看板 MRT                                        07/06 13:29
推 smallhugh:XD                                                    07/06 13:33
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 作者  ikz (不歸路)                                         看板  StupidClown
 標題  [天兵] 爸~! 我在這啦~!
 時間  Fri Jul  4 15:00:20 2008
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今天是新訓結訓的日子 教場上滿是等家長來接的新兵
家長的車一部接一部的排成好長一列
想早點回到家的新兵都在不住張望 深怕家長沒看到自己
                                                                               
人群中 我看到熟悉的身影 焦急的在找人
我看到我爸了~ 不過他還沒看到我
我們中間隔著一段距離 人又這麼多  
眼看他就要往另一個方向走了
                                                                               
我只好扯開喉嚨大叫了一聲 "爸~!" 
                                                                               
如此洪亮的聲音 遠在100公尺外的人也該聽見了才是! <( ̄▽ ̄)Y
             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               
伴隨這聲大吼 我醒了!  囧rz   
                 我醒了!  囧rz 
                    我醒了!  囧rz 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
哇咧! 剛剛居然都是在作夢 ~"~ 
夢到我爸來接我 還把自己給叫醒了耶!
                                                                               
不過這沒什麼 真正囧的 是我不但叫醒自己....
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
也把全寢室80個同梯的包含班長 全都叫醒了!
                                                                               
   也把全寢室80個同梯的包含班長 全都叫醒了!
                                                                               
      也把全寢室80個同梯的包含班長 全都叫醒了!
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               
e04!怎麼會這樣? 糗大了! 怎麼辦?怎麼辦?
比同寢室那些被猛然叫醒的同袍更為震驚的我
                                                                               
思考了0.0001秒~ 
                                                                               
那因為大叫一聲而微抬的上半身趕緊躺回去
                                                                               
裝睡啦! 假裝不是我幹的!  ̄▽ ̄"
                                                                               
寢室在一陣小騷動後 又很快的安靜下來 大伙繼續睡~
                                                                               
第2天 想當然爾的 昨晚有人講夢話大喊一聲這件事是最熱門的話題
慶幸的是 連睡我左邊跟右邊的人都不知道兇手是誰~ ^^"
                                                                               
可是 我還是藏不住秘密 自己招認了... ˋ(′~‵")ˊ
                                                                                
                                                                                
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◆ From: 203.70.79.108
※ 編輯: ikz             來自: 203.70.79.108        (07/04 15:00)
→ kengi0218:之後有人掉肥皂要你撿嗎??                              07/04 15:01
推 Leila616:如果是爸爸的話                                         07/04 15:04
推 t9527d:[超幹]難得做春夢卻被嚇醒                                 07/04 15:04
推 iseeu: 哈~ 好好笑                                               07/04 15:11
→ sheralyn:哈哈哈~                                                07/04 15:22
推 bilandbas:[超幹]難得作春夢結果對方叫我爸= =                     07/04 15:31
推 Hans14:XD                                                       07/04 15:39
推 mylover20:XD                                                    07/04 15:45
推 xxxlin:   [超幹]超幹:幹~最近很常亂叫我出來喔                    07/04 15:45
推 flytrista:哈哈哈哈 這個好好笑唷                                 07/04 15:47
推 arashihyde:糟糕!!!! 我大笑到不行~~~~ XDDDDD                     07/04 15:51
→ jiunde:其實是別人叫的 你以為你叫的...                           07/04 15:52
推 dragonsoul:XD                                                   07/04 15:55
推 newfallmoon:一整個有畫面阿~~~笑到不行XD                         07/04 15:59
推 golala:XD                                                       07/04 16:02
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 作者  v7q4 (立志做好人)                                    看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言] 蛤蜊的話
 時間  Thu Jul  3 22:54:11 2008
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前幾天跟同學去吃火鍋,
                                                                               
由於是吃到飽的那種,因此夾了好幾盤滿滿的料。
                                                                               
                                                                               
有個同學A,非常喜歡吃蛤蜊(也就是所謂的:ㄏㄚˊ  ㄇㄚˋ)
                                                                               
因為夾了太多顆,不小心有幾顆掉到桌子底下了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
結果同學A就一邊蹲下,一邊唱
                                                                               
http://www.badongo.com/audio/9960997
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               
眾人、正妹服務生:<囧>
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
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※ 編輯: v7q4            來自: 140.113.93.39        (07/03 22:54)
推 smallroll:哈                                                    07/03 23:00
推 chococoo:   金妮:哈利的話... 可以喔 =//////=                   07/03 23:04
推 xmanjoe:蛤蜊: 憨孫 哇低家啦 (誤)                                07/03 23:05
推 wuzen:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                        07/03 23:10
推 koilook:笑翻了...                                               07/03 23:30
推 joker1987:哈哈哈哈哈哈太幽默了                                  07/03 23:47
推 gilerby:(笑翻)                                                  07/04 00:04
推 wacat:哈哈!                                                     07/04 00:27
推 Hans14:XD 這種要結合網頁的笑點 能引人發笑 很不簡單              07/04 00:38
推 Johnnys:這個好笑~                                               07/04 00:56
推 czmjim1001:有笑有推~~~哈哈哈                                    07/04 01:00
推 socialboy:這個好笑 學起來XDDDDD                                 07/04 01:06
推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDD                                         07/04 01:08
推 c5g4f4c4up2k:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      07/04 01:44
推 shiawase:哈哈哈哈XDDDDD~~太好笑了                               07/04 01:55
推 yiyiki:這個太好笑了....哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD                          07/04 02:03
推 zod8839:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  07/04 02:06
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